Monkey Business: Archive

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Jul 19th

Today I did drink some magic water, now I sees two...

Feb 28th

pieces-of-emilie asked: if a lady from down under wanted to make you something what would be your dream object?

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

1902 asked: Do you shower daily?

Jan 26th

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My camera broke :(

I didn’t get to show you the lovely pictures I had on it.

Jan 26th

The Daddy Human says that I'm not allowed to...

Why not? How am I supposed to make money?

Dec 30th

My human has bought me my very own camera!

I’m so excited :D I will share it with my friends and take lots and lots of pictures for you guys to look at. Now I just need Mr. Postman to bring it. She bought it about three minutes ago, how long until it gets here? Will it come tomorrow? Oh I hope it will! She says that’s unlikely but I’m an optimist.

Dec 29th

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Dec 12th

I just love this time of the year!

My favourite time of the year is the summer because I get to run around with no clothes on, but the winter brings such lovely things. Yesterday it snowed for the first time this winter, sadly there wasn’t very much of it and what there was has mostly melted away now, but boy was it pretty while it lasted! I didn’t get to go out and play in it, but my human’s knitting me a winter...

Dec 1st

It feels like forever since I was last on here!

Blame my human for being such a greedy guts and not sharing the compooper.

Nov 30th

Nov 11th

Nov 5th

I AM NOT A DUSTER!

Lazy human can’t be bothered to get off of her big fat bottom to get a duster from the cupboard so uses me to dust her screen. Not acceptable!!

Oct 30th

Today I went with Ned to a picture show at the health hazard otherwise known as the cinema. It’s a dust and/or death trap if you ask me. Think of all the people that have sat in those seats shedding dead skin and who knows what! Don’t even get me started on how much rotting food debris there must be in-between the cracks of the seats. The floors are always sticky too, why is that? Would it kill...

Oct 11th

Oct 8th

Mooch on Movies; The Haunted House of Horror.

I watched this film yesterday with C and the daddy human, it was something that he’d seen in the listings a couple of weeks ago in the middle of the night and had decided to record it to watch some time when there was nothing on. Let’s just say it was, um, different. By different I mean corny. Really, really, corny. It was made in like 1969, which was a long, long time ago. A...

Oct 6th

pieces-of-emilie asked: How old is you moooooooch?

Oct 3rd

pieces-of-emilie asked: Do you love me? am I your only true love?

Oct 3rd

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Anonymous asked: how big is a monkey wing wang?

Oct 3rd

It’s raining, it’s pouring, Mooch would like to be snoring, but the human’s old, and makes him stay cold, because she wont move off the couch to let him build a pillow fort. Surely that constitutes as some form of abuse, right? I’m freezing my tail off here!

Oct 3rd

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Oct 3rd

spifeypineapple asked: Why have I only found you now! =]

Oct 2nd

SO EXCITED!!

My human made my Halloween costume :D

Oct 2nd

Oct 1st

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey, remember the other week when I told you guys about that silly robot monkey thing that my human had bought? Well it was meant to be released on October 1st and she was so, so excited about it coming at the end of this week, but today she got an email saying that the release date has been changed to 12th November. She literally screamed when she read that and now she’s sulking like a big...

Sep 28th

butwestillhavetheradio asked: I am just about to go out to the post office. Now, my question is: Will it rain?

Sep 27th

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