I went to the cinema today to see Harry Potter, my human was going to try and take a better pic of me there, but this silly man came up to us and said ‘No pictures please Madam!’. This annoyed her for two reasons, firstly, she prefers ‘Miss’ as Madam makes her feel a bit old, and secondly, we were in the foyer, what harm would taking a picture of a handsome monkey like me cause? NONE!!

I didn’t cry like I did when Dobby died. I was brave! I just sat in the cup holder and watched the film while the girls blubbed.